Phelps Book Deal: $1.6 Million
CHAPTER 1 - 400m Individual Medley
“Swam. George Bush is here! Won.”
CHAPTER 2 - 4x100m Relay
“Swam with my buds. Holy shit! Thanks Lezak! Won.”
CHAPTER 3 - 200m Freestyle
“Meh, I do the 200m freestyle in my daydreams. Won.”
CHAPTER 4 - 200m Butterfly
“Aaaah leaky goggles! Where’m I swimmin’? STILL won, bitches!”
CHAPTER 5 - 4x200m Free Relay
“Bored. Swam. Won. Vanderkaay’s so gonna get laid tonight!”
CHAPTER 6 - 200m Individual Medley
“Yawned. Swallowed massive amounts of water. Won anyway.”
CHAPTER 7 - 100m Butterfly
“Cavic, you little mermaid bitch, may that 1/100th of a second haunt you for a lifetime! And, thanks for the gold.”
CHAPTER 8 - 4x100m Medley Relay
“Dear Mark Spitz: STFU!!! Now off to git me some.”
D’oh! Well, if anyone has any reason to have a little swagger in their stagger, it’s Phelps.
3 years ago